Simpsonista

Can anyone tell me where I can find the FIRST Simpson board game?

Hugh first alluded to it on Twitter, but now, all is revealed—and I do mean all.

Marg Simpson. In the nude. On the cover of the November 2009 Playboy.

Bart and Lisa make breakfast for Marge’s birthday and take her breakfast in bed.  Homer wakes up and thinks it is his birthday, but then gets caught not knowing it is Marge’s birthday, so he “takes a stroll” to go get her birthday present. 

Marge and the family (including Patty and Selma) go to The Singing Sirloin for her 34^th birthday dinner.  Bart gets Marge some French perfume (by the jug) and, Lisa makes her a very intricate macaroni card while Homer gets her a bowling ball, even though she has never bowled, with his name inscribed on it.  Read more

The Telltale Head

Season 1, Episode 8

Chalk Board: I did not see Elvis

Bart and Homer are walking back to deliver the head back to where Bart stole it, Jebediah Springfield’s statue when an angry mob chases them around Springfield and back to the statue.  Bart tries to explain as the crowd gets angrier.  It all starts with… Read more

The Call of the Simpson’s

Season 1, Episode 7

Chalk Board: I Will Not Draw Naked Ladies in Class

The Flanders are always one upping the Simpsons.  While Todd is mowing the lawn on an automatic mower, Bart is pushing an old style mower.  Flanders pulls up in a brand new RV which makes Homer drool.  He asks Flanders how he can afford it, and Flanders tells him good old credit.  Homer takes his family to the RV dealership to buy a brand new, better model than Flanders RV, but his credit is so poor that they can only afford a beat up, POS RV that will break down on them as soon as they drive it off the lot.  Read more

Simpson's ClueI love the Simpson’s board games.  One of my favorites is the Simpson’s Clue game. I happen to own The Simpson’s Clue, 2^nd Edition, which according to Amazon is selling for $105.99, I bought it for $30 when it first came out (I have seen it cheaper than what Amazon is selling it for though, so do look around before you buy it). Read more

Kowabunga Man

The new Simpson’s ride at Universal Studios, Hollywood is an awesome virtual roller coaster fun ride with your favorite Simpson family included. The new Simpson’s ride is in place of the old Back to the Future ride with the same idea as Back to the Future, but with the Simpson’s instead.   Read more

The Simpsons

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And all that JazzChalk Board: I will not instigate revolution

In Season one, episode six, Moaning Lisa, the episode starts off with Lisa depressed looking at her self in the bathroom mirror, but what could a little girl really be depressed about?  As an over advanced eight year old, she is depressed about the world’s problems.  Lisa is too sad to eat her lunch, to join in on the food fight and to play dodge ball in PE.  She even had a note sent home from her principal concerned. Read more

Nuclear Bees

Mr. Burns: I suggest to you leave immediately.

Homer Simspson: Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead—do your worst!

Well Homer, another infamous nuclear power plant owner (the federal government)  recently one-upped mean old Mr. Burns. How about dogs that shoot radioactive wasps when they bark? Today it was revealed that several radioactive wasp nests have been discovered at the Hanford Nuclear Reservation in Washington State. Read more